S: Mommy, I only like to play with C (at preschool). So I'm married to him!
M: I thought you were already married to A.
S: I am. I'm married to both of them.
M: Well you can't do that. It's not legal to be married to two people at the same time.
S: Well, I am, because...that's what my life tells me. I decided a long time ago that I would be married to two people.
S: Because it's fun!
From the mouths of (not quite) babes, my friends.